egordon
07-16-2009, 01:24 PM
One day in the jungle a lizard was walking in the woods, and he saw a monkey in a tree smoking a FAT doobie. The monkey told him to come on up, and he would share it with him. So up he went, and they puffed away. A short while later the lizard got cottonmouth and told the monkey he was going down to the river to get a drink, and he left. Well the lizard made his way to the river, and was having a drink, and an alligator eased up on him and told him he was lucky he didn`t eat him. Well the lizard apoligized, and started explaining why he was at the river, and all about how he met the monkey, and was smoking with him. The alligator decided he wanted to see this for himself, so the lizard told him how to get to the place where the monkey was at.The alligator made his way through the woods and found the tree with the monkey in it. He called out HEY MONKEY!! The monkey looked down and said, " DUUUUUUDE! how much water did you drink? ":420: